Face Recognition
Posted 31 Oct, 2005 at 13:52 by blue in /Science | Permanent link
I came across an interesting little test (about 15 minutes to do it... including 10 minutes of breaks) that demonstrates how well you remember faces and talks about the effects of sleep loss and aging on this type of memory.
How did you score? I found it exceptionally easy and assume everyone else will to, but I'm curious if anyone finds it hard?
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Tim Burton's Oyster Boy
Posted 31 Oct, 2005 at 10:53 by blue in /Chatter | Permanent link
One last little season treat... Tim Burton's Oyster Boy and other stories
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Serano Nanito
Posted 31 Oct, 2005 at 10:18 by blue in /FoodDrink | Permanent link
Serano Nanito (Papua New Guinea human dumplings)These native dumplings filled with human flesh, sago and yam are prized for their taste as well as their ability to make you fierce and brave in tribal combat.
1 pound Human Flesh cut into strips
4 medium size yams
½ pound sago (or 1 medium size parsnip)
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
Salt
Pepper, freshly ground
Preparation Instructions
Cook the yams in a large pot until tender (approximately 45 minutes at high heat). Let the yams cool and then peel and mash thoroughly.
Sprinkle flour out on a flat surface and lay out pre-prepared dough and let rise.
While the dough is rising, prepare filling.
Heat in a large skillet over medium heat 2 tablespoons vegetable oil. Add and cook for 5 minutes 1 pound human flesh, chopped in small pieces, salt and pepper to taste. Mix human flesh and mashed yams together.
Lightly oil 2 baking sheets. Lay flour on a flat surface and place the dough on the surface. The dough should be between 1/8 (French style) and ¼ inch (PNG style) in thickness. Cut dough into rectangular sections approximately 4 inches long and 3 inches in width. Place a heaping tablespoon of filling in the center of each circle. Moisten one side of dumpling, fold over in half, and pinch together. Place the dumplings on the baking sheets, cover, and let rise until puffy (15-20 minutes).
Preheat oven to 300 degrees F.
Grease baking tray with vegetable (or olive) oil.
Spray dumplings with vegetable (or olive) oil.
Bake until nearly golden, about 20 minutes.
** Disclaimer: Human flesh, almost certainly being illegal to consume where you live, means you may want to try this recipie using Hufu instead ;) Hufu (and the source of this recipie) can be found at the manufacturer's website.
They also hope to have Lecter's Livers available for the market soon as well... best eaten with fava beans... mmmm.
(Happy Hallowe'en all!)
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Gamercards
Posted 29 Oct, 2005 at 16:12 by brent in /Games | Permanent link
Let's see how well this turns out...
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Capsule Review: Dirty Pretty Things
Posted 29 Oct, 2005 at 14:28 by kael in /MovingPictures | Permanent link
Recommendation: Should see.
First impression: Fairly graphic, but not violent or pornographic. And yet it made me cringe a few times. Socially heavy, but not quite as hard hitting as Requiem for a Dream. Dissappointed that the billing made it look like Audrey Tautou was the star of the movie.
This is a movie about people who have fallen between the cracks of society, and how they are forced to struggle merely to survive. The movie centers on Okwe (Chiwetel Ejiofor, Serenity, Love, Actually) and his working as a cab driver during the day, conceirge by night, and very rarely sleeps. When he does, it is on Senay's (Audrey Tautou, Amélie, The Da Vinci Code) couch. Senay is a maid in the hotel in which Okwe is a conceirge.
Spoiler Warning
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Bravia commercial
Posted 29 Oct, 2005 at 08:53 by wendy in /MovingPictures | Permanent link
So, usually I don't link videos...but this one is worth it. What happens when you let 250,000 superballs go free, on a hilly street in San Fran? This. Enjoy
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AoC #2: Seven covers that work
Posted 27 Oct, 2005 at 20:19 by matt in /Music | Permanent link
So what does make a good cover? Here are some songs that (I feel) exemplify the breed.
All Along the Watchtower (Jimi Hendrix): The canonical example of a cover that's better than the original. Bob Dylan wrote this one -- the evocative lyrics and the foreboding tone are all Dylan -- but Hendrix brought it to life. (And Dylan even agrees; I heard that after the Hendrix release, Dylan started to perform the song less like his original conception and more like a fusion.) Jimi brings two things to this song: his fabulous guitar work, and a passion to the vocals that contrasts sharply with Bob's slight detachment.
Boyz-n-da-Hood (Dynamite Hack): West Coast gangster rap done in the style of the Everly Brothers, more or less. The original NWA track is pretty seminal; Dynamite Hack (a punk-lite band that had their 15 minutes) subvert it wonderfully with plucked acoustic guitars and occasionally soaring harmonies. Possibly the best example of "cover as novelty" I've heard.
Downtown Train (Everything but the Girl): Most people from our generation associate this song with Rod Stewart; actually, its first appearance was on Tom Waits' Rain Dogs. The original is hard to beat -- Rockin' Rod doesn't even come close -- and EBTG doesn't even try: their moody duet hits a different tone than Waits' savage isolation: still lonesome, but wistful where old Tom's despairing.
Everybody Knows (Concrete Blonde): You might remember this from the soundtrack to Pump Up the Volume. It's originally a Leonard Cohen song, driven by a steady, relentless tempo and delivered in Cohen's usual half-declaiming style. Concrete Blonde speeds it up and smooths it out, and in doing so refines the insinuation and the biting wit of the original. (There's also a version by Don Henley, which is far less interesting.)
Mad World (Gary Jules): This one's come up before on this site, and I have little to add to prior commentary. Tears For Fears wrote and performed it first, and it sounds like any other Tears For Fears song. Jules turned it into something sweet and sad, far removed from the slightly preachy synth-pop of the original.
Run Run Away (Great Big Sea): Tight and fast: two adjectives that describe the opening track to GBS's major label debut, which coincidentally do not describe the "glorious glam" approach of the Slade original. A marvellous rendition, and a great way to kick off an album.
The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead (Crash Test Dummies): This one's a bit of a split decision for me: I like the Dummies' woman's delivery much more than the XTC original, and I like the faster tempo. I think the loss of a verse weakens the narrative, though, and the guitar in the cover doesn't quite have the crunch of the original. Still, an excellent rendition and one well worth seeking out.
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Quiche
Posted 27 Oct, 2005 at 07:56 by wendy in /FoodDrink | Permanent link
As a result of a long series of mishaps, mostly involving a grocery store and their lack of pizza crusts, I wound up making quiche the other day, entirely at random, which turned out really well, so I thought I'd share.
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AoC #1: The making of a cover
Posted 25 Oct, 2005 at 16:09 by matt in /Music | Permanent link
As a starting point, let me throw out the following guideline, which you should feel free to deconstruct or rip into or whatever: a proper cover should have two things going for it:
- It should bear the stamp of the performing artist, as much as possible;
- It should retain the virtues of the "original" version, as much as possible.
Now one can record a cover which fails to meet one or both of these criteria, and still have an adequate song; but true cover greatness, I feel, requires the above strictures.
Among the songs which fail #1 are the note-for-note covers: trying to recreate the original version as much as possible, whether out of devotion for the subject or more mercenary concerns. For instance, you may remember a Toronto singer named Allanah Myles, who had a big hit (in Canada at least) called "Black Velvet". This was covered by an American country singer -- the two were on the charts at the same time -- and the cover version was almost identical to the original. What's the point?
Sixpence None the Richer covers fail in this regard: their versions of "There She Goes" and "Don't Dream It's Over" are fairly pleasant light listening, but remain to close to their sources... and quite frankly, the Las and Crowded House, respectively, did it better. The Letters to Cleo version of the Cars' "Dangerous Type" (from the soundtrack to "The Craft") is note-for-note with the original down to the vaguely annoying little synth figure after each chorus, and is saved from mediocrity only by the Cleo singer's voice being somewhat more pleasant that Rick Ocasek's.
The second criterion's a little harder to gauge, since one has to separate the song from the singer; for some songs this is impossible, and so effective covers for these songs -- that still allow for the performers' own styles -- are almost unimaginable. (Many of the songs on the newest Tom Waits album, for instance -- without Waits' delivery and the Marc Ribot guitar work, they would be much paler, sadder things.) A few punk/ska-style covers I've heard go too far in this respect; they manage to wrest the song into their genre of choice, but the result ends up sounding either generic or just odd.
(Of course, both of these are subjective; I find the Quicksand version of "How Soon is Now?", originally by the Smiths, to be too far from the tone of the original and without the same brooding melancholy; the Love Spit Love version is too close to the original, with the changes mostly being Pro Tools-style overprocessing. Others will no doubt disagree.)
So those are the rules of the game, at least for now. I've mostly talked about covers that I don't like; next installment I'll get to some that I do.
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How do you wake up in the morning?
Posted 25 Oct, 2005 at 09:14 by wendy in /Home | Permanent link
This guy has a really interesting suggestion for using two alarm clocks to wake yourself up, the first one is very quiet and the second is just a backup. Personally I've never really needed the backup alarm, I usually find that a very quiet alarm is enough to wake me, and has the advantage of waking you up slowly if you're very deeply asleep. Sky manages to set his alarm for 30 minutes before he actually wants to get up, goes back to sleep, and then actually wakes up in 30 minutes. This does not work for me...if I go back to sleep after the alarm goes off, I'm asleep for hours. OTOH, he doesn't generally wake up to my really quiet alarm...How do you guys use alarm clocks?
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The Internet is for Porn
Posted 25 Oct, 2005 at 09:04 by wendy in /Chatter | Permanent link
I'm sure that you all already know that The Internet is for Porn. But I'll bet you didn't expect to hear Cookie Monster singing about it! You'll need to have the sound turned on for this...not entirely worksafe (unless your coworkers have a good sense of humor).
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What is Science Fiction anyway?
Posted 22 Oct, 2005 at 08:09 by wendy in /MovingPictures | Permanent link
So there's always been this big question about how to distinguish Science Fiction from Fantasy.
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Personal Update
Posted 21 Oct, 2005 at 22:09 by kael in /Social | Permanent link
Check my sidebar summary. Do the math.
I don't really want to go into it at the moment, but it was friendly.
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The Art of the Cover: Part 0 of some
Posted 21 Oct, 2005 at 21:21 by matt in /Music | Permanent link
Because I clearly don't post enough about the music in my life...
Cover songs in modern pop music are an interesting phenomenon, because they're something of a throwback. Time was, a popular song was not just for the people but of the people: you heard it being sung on your wireless set, and you could go into town or downtown the next day and the music stores were selling copies of the sheet music. It was expected that a good song would be done by multiple artists, each having their own take on it.
Rock music was born into an age of recording technology, though, and all of a sudden the idea of ownership of a song became... relevant? Conceivable? Between that and the rock mythos of individualism, it gradually became the norm for an act to perform (and record, of course) its own original songs, rather than just performing cover versions of others' works.
(This was a gradual process: much of the Beatles' first couple of albums consisted of songs written by others, and of course the whole industry of white people playing rock started out with producers putting together groups of bright-eyed boys to cover songs by black artists... slightly cleaned up, for the most part. Bill Haley and the Comets' version of "Shake, Rattle and Roll" doesn't make a great deal of sense lyrically, mostly because the majority of sexual references in the original verses were bowdlerized into nonsense.)
So now when an artist does a cover -- particularly, when they record a cover -- it's something special. It's a tribute of sorts.
Next week I'll be writing intermittently about specific covers: what works, what doesn't, when a cover beats the original version, and why "Master of Puppets" is so perfectly suited to the right kind of cello quartet. If you've got suggestions for exactly what you'ld like me to talk about (or not), feel free to leave them in the comments. Or, you know, just babble randomly as is the blog-standard across the world. It's all good.
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Some MPA humour
Posted 20 Oct, 2005 at 17:12 by blue in /Chatter | Permanent link
(This is largely tongue in cheek... or me finding humour on the MPAA site. If you don't see humour in it... don't worry... it's just you. ;) )
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So Maybe I Am Paranoid....
Posted 19 Oct, 2005 at 14:41 by kael in /Technical | Permanent link
But this article certainly seems a little disturbing. Now, I don't have a colour laser printer myself, but does anyone else have one, or have access to one?
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Loose Canon
Posted 18 Oct, 2005 at 17:01 by matt in /MovingPictures | Permanent link
John Scalzi's latest book's been released on this continent: The Rough Guide to Sci-Fi Movies. Among other things, he gives a list of what he considers to be The Canon: 50 sci-fi must-sees. As such things do, this has transmongrified into a blogthing: bold the ones you've seen.
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The real meaning of simple
Posted 17 Oct, 2005 at 19:50 by blue in /Words | Permanent link
For those who don't know, Google recently created a simplified version of its privacy policy.
Now, I've been of the opinion for a while that quite honestly... when it comes down to it, if you are going to live your life paranoid that companies/people won't do their best to stand by what they claim when it comes to privacy and you don't want something known... don't put it out there. Simple as that.
Even so, working with online application design, I also understand the necessity of putting stuff out there that you would like to know isn't going to some unknown hole in the wall where someone you don't know if watching.
Google's attempt to simplify their policy so that a non-legalese speaker can understand is pretty good... but this guy thinks he can do one better.
Check it out for a quick laugh and a bit of humour about the whole privacy situation.
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Robot Wars
Posted 16 Oct, 2005 at 18:50 by blue in /Chatter | Permanent link
Robot Wars was a cool name for a game, or a TV show... where homemade robots duke it out for a prize.
But am I the only one scared by the way this article talks about how 'robots will be able to fight our wars without endangering a single soldier'. Umm.. I hate to say it, but do they really think that when one country's 'robot's are lying broken on the field they will just say 'Ah, dang it. Okay... you can half the country and all our money.'
A little naive I feel. And a little bit scary. Arming a bunch of robot who are able to perform tasks without any human commands. Hmmm...
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Canadian Vignettes
Posted 13 Oct, 2005 at 23:03 by blue in /History | Permanent link
If you own a television and watch the CBC or any other Canadian television station, then you have no doubt been exposed to some of the short Canadian history vignettes that air from time to time. Usually these are less than a minute long and portray some aspect of Canada's history.
Well, now you can find a collection of them online along with a short write up for each one that provides some additional background.
Some of my favorites include:
- The Arts - Stratford
- Canada and the World - John Humphrey
- Canada and the World - Lucille Teasdale
- Canada and the World - Water Pump
- Canadian Symbols - Flags
- Canadian Symbols - Les Voltigeurs de Québec
- Canadian Symbols - Sam Steele
- Commerce - Le Réseau
- Commerce - Nat Taylor
- Exploration - Jean Nicollet
- First Nations - Sitting Bull
- Innovators - Frontier College
- Military - Juno Beach
- Military - Osborn of Hong Kong
- Military - Tommy Prince
- Military - Valour Road
- Military - Vimy Ridge
- Settling Canada - Syrup
- Women - Agnes Macphail
- Women - Emily Murphy
- Women - Rural Teacher
If you have some time... check them out. Canadian or not, some of them make interesting reading to find out a little more of the story behind the video.
If you do check them out... what are your favortites... and why?
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The commandments of coyote
Posted 08 Oct, 2005 at 08:30 by wendy in /World | Permanent link
Coyote is the trickster of Native American lore. Then someone asked the question "What would the ten commandments look like if they'd been written by Coyote?", and this fellow came up with an absolutely brilliant answer.
I especially like this one:
VIV. Assume This Is It. Maybe There Is Reincarnation; Maybe Not. Not Only Am I Not Saying, Please Consider the Fact That I Probably Get A Say In Whether You Come Back, and If You Are the Sort Of Person Who Doesn't Do Anything With One Life, Why Should I Waste My Time Giving You Another One? Live Like You Get No Second Chances. You Will Have More Fun.
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Modern Fantasy Novels
Posted 08 Oct, 2005 at 08:19 by wendy in /Books | Permanent link
I like Neil Gaiman's description of a lot of modern fantasy:
"When Tolkien published "The Lord of the Rings," those were books, published as books. There weren't "Fantasy" shelves because there was no genre...Once people realized there was a genre, they started "doing" other people, doing Tolkien. They became faint photocopies. You get these great big books which are set in a medieval kingdom that is basically somebody's impression of what they liked about Tolkien, combined with what they enjoyed about playing Dungeons and Dragons as a high schooler. "
The whole interview is on Salon, includes Susanna Clarke, and is quite entertaining.
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Watch The First 9 Minutes...
Posted 08 Oct, 2005 at 06:04 by blue in /MovingPictures | Permanent link
...of Serenity. Apparently they have released it in Europe to serve as a hook to convince people to see the movie. I'd say it works.
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Kamloops
Posted 05 Oct, 2005 at 21:44 by brent in /Social | Permanent link
Writing from Kamloops. Had an awesome visit with Robert, Rowena, Jonathan, Kevin, Donna, and Matt. All appear to be doing well and we had to great time and experienced a really nice Rosh Hashanah. Happy new year to all!
Tomorrow, the plan is to continue on Highway 1 to Lake Louise and then head north to Jasper and stay there overnight. Then head to Edmonton the next day.
Noticed that blosedit.pl seems to be not working. Not sure what is going on there. Sending the log data to Matt who can probably understand it much better than I.
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Saturday Morning Cartoons (Online)
Posted 01 Oct, 2005 at 09:00 by blue in /MovingPictures | Permanent link
Google continues to index the world...
This is from Google Video (Beta) Classic cartoons from years ago are now online including this one from Tex Avery
You can also watch a surprisingly large assortment of other videos as well, or read transcripts.